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		<title>Giving Your Children the Best Years?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2012 23:40:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was in a BIG BOX Store the other day, hauling 4 kids (something I don&#8217;t recommend), trying to quickly get in and out, when the 6 year old decided he wanted to touch everything he passed.   Since he was successfully grabbing everything, his little brother thought it would be cool to PUSH everything [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When Grace Is Enough</title>
		<link>http://spitupandheels.com/2010/11/27/1101/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Nov 2010 01:14:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I moved to Atlanta, one of my new friends invited John and I to meet-up with their friends at a person&#8217;s house for a little party, meet and greet.  They sent us an invitation, told us meet them on Tuesday at 7pm at a certain address: in which we would be meeting in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Where Does Clean Underwear Come From</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 03:12:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you ever teach your kids things like sharing, honesty, responsibility you know, all the character stuff, and hope to goodness it sticks? The other day we (me, my 4 kids and husband) spent the day at the pool; as soon as we walked in the door, the kids are hollering:  What&#8217;s for dinner?  I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Peeing in Peace</title>
		<link>http://spitupandheels.com/2010/08/17/peeing-in-peace/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 03:55:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I sold my business to stay at home, I figured &#8211; if I was the CEO of my company, I&#8217;d call myself the CEO of my household.  Hey, I run this ship, right? But kids don&#8217;t care what titles you hold, who you know, or what you do for a living . . . [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Parenting Lessons Learned Pt. 1</title>
		<link>http://spitupandheels.com/2010/06/03/parenting-lessons-learned-pt-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 19:52:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve had wonderful role models over the years.  Between what I&#8217;ve learned from them and discovered on my own, (and the &#8220;on my own thing didn&#8217;t always go so well) I thought I&#8217;d pass those &#8220;successes and &#8220;don&#8217;t try this at home&#8221; along to you.  Hey, us girls have to stick together! - Don&#8217;t Try [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When Your Life Jacket Doesn&#8217;t Fit</title>
		<link>http://spitupandheels.com/2010/05/26/when-your-life-jacket-doesnt-fit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2010 03:10:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every woman needs a girl&#8217;s night out, a girl&#8217;s weekend, a fun lunch with the gang, (you know, the girls who have your back in a crisis, who know just what to say when you&#8217;re feeling down, celebrate the good, help you cry through the bad and laugh your rear end off when you need [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Miami Cabs and Stolen Cars:  Everyone Needs a Story!</title>
		<link>http://spitupandheels.com/2009/10/23/miami-cabs-and-stolen-cars-everyone-needs-a-story/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 00:15:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[- I was sitting on the back porch swing one night, hanging out with my dad when he said:  &#8221;You were an easy kid to raise.  I can&#8217;t think of One bad memory; you were a pleasure growing up.&#8221;  Well, the first thing I thought, was he needed to be checked for Alzhemers. I smoked [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mom Tip #74 No Shopping with the Kids</title>
		<link>http://spitupandheels.com/2009/10/16/mom-tip-74-no-shopping-with-the-kids/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 23:43:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[- Do you ever take your kids shopping with you, thinking &#8211; &#8220;It can&#8217;t be as bad as last time.  Hmm.  You might as well put your finger on the stove girl, cause you are fixing to get burned . . . again! Why we think something so horrible will get better, I don&#8217;t know.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Day the Barn Burned Down</title>
		<link>http://spitupandheels.com/2009/09/27/the-day-the-barn-burned-down/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 03:45:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I was 6 years old, my friend eh eh &#8220;Tammy&#8221; stole a pack of her Grandma&#8217;s cigarettes that were sitting on the window ceil.  I can remember her Grandma saying a few choice words that morning, while looking for the pack of missing cigarettes. After 10 minutes of searching high and low, she headed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shaking Things Up in the Bedroom</title>
		<link>http://spitupandheels.com/2009/09/14/shaking-things-up-in-the-bedroom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 10:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[- One day after hearing my girlfriends talk about shaking things up a bit in the bedroom, I thought I&#8217;d go get a Brazilian Bikini Wax. Not thinking very clearly, I decided to make an appointment with the full service spa next door to my video production company. What I should have done was made [...]]]></description>
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